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Eurovision 2009 – First semi-final rehearsal reactions

That did nothing but confirm everything I had been thinking all along. Bosnia are going to win the Semi by a street. Qualifiers are: Belarus, Armenia, Turkey,...

Full tits and minge for Germany at Eurovision

Even though the Germans have employed the Ex Mrs Manson for this one to do her Burlesque thing for the last thirty seconds, it...

Armenia – slick as …

Phil: Finally, something that I like! This has lots of potential to good things in the contest. They have changed the lyric so that...

Grease on the stage Sakis?

Phil: Well his first run through was a complete dogs breakfast. There was lots of choreography attempted in this one - they have some...

Party Party!

Well after a stonking Ukrainian bash noticeable by the lack of party spirit on behalf of it's host, I'd already bagged photos with Big...

A note about the stage

Some viewers may have noted the big expanses of scaffolding at each wing of the stage. Rumours abound as to what these may be,...

Elsewhere in Eurovisionia …

... we have hosts, apparently! And innovatively, it's one pair for the semis and a different pair for the final. According to eurovision.tv: London-based model...

We’re here in air-conditioned luxury

Well we is in the Press Centre - hoorah ... It took us several hours in the baking Moskva sun and repeatedly saying the...

Eurovision 2009 – Phil’s big prediction

In No particular order. Norway - Well it *has* to be in the top 5 doesn't it?? - The bookies say it must, the fans...

On the roam

Wondering around Moscow on the way to the My My last night we came across a man with half a face. It was a...