Debunking some myths and why your song didn’t get through

Even if you have your mates in the semi, it’s not guaranteed to get you through. No Ex-Yugoslav countries out of the four in the so-called bloc got a sniff of the final – that could also be because, shockingly, the decent songs got through. The EBU must be fuming.

Austria … didn’t get through because she screwed up the jury final – they stopped scoring her about 40 seconds into the performance, classic UK-style failure.

Croatia … because Europe didn’t get it – the juries probably did but …

Serbia … because dressing people in silly outfits and a bad song is a great idea (said no televoter ever).

Slovenia … because Hannah buggered up the jury performance and it was a weak song. Weaker than a weak thing performed weakly.  The arena crowd went mad because it was something up-tempo, but everyone else saw right through it.

Cyprus … because no matter how hard you tried, the song simply wasn’t good enough.

Montenegro … spacesuits seemed a good idea to us, but then again …

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Anonymous
Anonymous
11 years ago

Regarding Austria’s fate (and that of the UK in 11/12), why can’t the juries vote on the same performance as the viewers. They don’t and that’s why these myths arise.

Tom K
11 years ago

Cyprus was REALLY flat, at least on TV. That can’t have helped it.

Darren
Darren
11 years ago

I didn’t notice Cyprus being flat, I thought she performed it well enough. Largely, the song was completely unmemorable, it was sung in a language that none of the voting countries would understand, and was a lesser song than all the other ballads in the contest so would have gained few televotes.

JimW
JimW
11 years ago

I guess the shock over the ex-Yugos is really not to do with the songs themselves but that we naturally assumed that they all would vote highly for each other (at least Croatia, Serbia and Montenegro – Slovenia has always been the poor relation when it comes to Eurovision). Therefore we assumed that they would have a stack of points in the bag before looking for the few extra ones from elsewhere to take them over the top.

I will be interested to see the breakdown of the votes next week to see how they voted for each other. I also wonder whether the change to the voting system by ranking all of the songs has made a difference.