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Tuesday, September 9, 2025
ONEUROPE: Eurovision Song Contest news

Monty: Serviette of Doom round 2

Ok so time to get down to business: who is qualifying tonight? Gosh it's a tricky one to call. I feel the are fewer...

The lovely Malta

The lovely Maltese Gianluca is onstage being lovely, and singing his lowly song lovelyly. It's all very lovely. He does a lovely little walk...

World of cheese

See. Save this for later people!!!

Opening party

Well I'm watching it in the Rotherham multiplex awaiting my canapés!!!

It’s Saturgay, I’m freezing my tats off…

Good morning Europe, god moron Malmo! And good morning hangover! Not an all singing, all dancing one with pyros but a gentle one that...

Well, I’m still none the wiser after that…

Well I'm none the wiser after the first rehearsal. The running order delivers a cracking end to the show, although I can't help but...

Well, my mother enjoyed it

Before it gets too late I’ll just sum up the season. What a fantastisk time I had in Malmö! It was a great experience,...

While there is a break a lil bit about our working...

Intimate is the best way to describe this and slightly pongy to be honest, imagine your 1840s pre-Imax cinema with a 1920's interior and...

It’s hardly a sunshine holiday but…

Having cleared passport control in near record time, the oneurope crew are now almost ready to speedily get to malmeerrr. FTR we arrive at...

Eurovision Day 2013

So we've stayed the course.  We've gorged ourselves on free food at the Sammarinese party.  We've dodged the pointy elbows by avoiding scrums for...