Morning dear reader
I had a quiet bimble around old Copenhagen town last night – just to save a few kronor and my first choice liver. But I hear there are pubs that sell beer at 16 crowns for a bottle. I need to investigate soon.
You’ll be pleased to know that I’m writing stuff for you to agree/disagree/guffaw with. Feel free to tell me what you think. I’m a thick-skinned Estonian that can take it.
Conchita Sausage was first on today. To be fair, he/she wasn’t that bad. There was much clapping in our cheerful press centre as it was a big show he/she did. I still think some will still see him/her as a c*ck in a frock. I’m not saying where and will leave you to draw your own conclusions.
Then we had lucky Lithuania. The Lits aren’t like us other Baltic types with their blind-folded singing, tutu-wearing antics. I don’t get this song. I’m a Riigi of simple tastes so maybe this is just a little too intelligent for me.
Finland. Now. Then. Now. Then. Then. Now. Brilliant or what. Finnpop at its best. They are young, they run free, keep their teeth nice and clean. And their suits. You want Europe to wake up? You vote for Softengine.
More later. I’m off for Kyllingefrikadeller med hvedekerner, aspagres og gulerod.
Re: Finland. Did you just do a Jimmy Savile impression?!!!!