It’s loud and I like it
The Hungarian boys from AWS now and this will wake anyone up who perhaps nodded off during the commercial break that precedes them. They...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 40 – Spain
Right - where do I start with this?
Let's lay my cards on the table here ... I don't like this song ... at all....
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Portugal
Host nation, playing on home turf. A winsome little number - Cláudia Pascoal sings in that over-emotional style that makes it hard to call her...
Who’s following the money? How YOU can win at Eurovision
Many people watch the Eurovision in awe and wonder and think to themselves: "I’d love to get on the stage". However, dear friends, singing...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Armenia
Sevak Khanagyan smoulders through 'Qami' in a video that includes more fingerless gloves and dry ice than a whole stack of Madonna promotional clips.
It...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 40 – SWEDEN
Dance You Off by Benjamin Ingrosso
Benjamin’s got these really lovely hairy forearms. No, wait, I’m not suddenly going all twinktastic, but I feel I...
So, I hear you cry, what awaits us this Saturday? –...
Well this is the first *proper* Saturday of National Final action for 2018. There will be THREE live shows tonight. But, where do you...
FYR Macedonia reveals it all
Well, I believe we told the delegation on Tuesday that the dress that revealed a bit too much was somewhat revealing ... and we...
Strong & slick Sweden (other adjectives are available)
Benjamin is in a black shiny leather jacket and charcoal grey slacks that are fairly snug around the ‘rumpa’ with white trainers. Has he...
Mount Russiamore
After last year’s debacle with Julia Samoylova being forbidden to travel to Ukraine, you could say Russia has a mountain to climb, but in...