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Countdown 2025

Reviews of the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest entries from various (clueless) members of the OnEurope team. The views and opinions expressed in these reviews are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of anyone with verifiable sanity.

Nick “does” 2025 – Armenia

Survivor - Parg I mentioned yesterday that I often find Albanian entries to be hard work and have been pleasantly surprised this year. Armenian ones...

Nick “does” 2025 – France

FRANCE – Maman – Louane France pushed the boat out for the premiere of this one to an extent I don’t think I’ve ever seen...

Phil’s Eurovision countdown 2025 – Ireland

IRELAND – Laika Party – Emmy It’s a song, yeah, about a dog that’s very definitely dead and been in space, having a party (Somehow!). Bearing...

Nick “does” 2025 – Netherlands (The)

NETHERLANDS (The) – C’est La Vie – Claude When I was about 12, I wrote a short essay/poem about a rollercoaster for English class at...

Eurovision CountDown 2025 – Results are in and it’s surprised us!

After several thousand words of guff, 148 sets of votes with no collusion (Cos we are honest here, guv) and several minutes of taking...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Albania is ‘anguished’

Albania Shkodra Elektronike – Zjerm In theory, Zjerm has everything you'd expect from a classic Albanian Eurovision entry: anguished vocal lines, regional instrumentation, and a sense...

Nick “does” 2025 – Cyprus

CYPRUS – Shh – Theo Evan A couple of years ago Spain sent a song with a title made up entirely of vowels, and it...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Norway is familiar

NorwayKyle Alessandro – Lighter From the land of fjords, fish, and fantastically committed Eurovision entries comes Lighter, Norway’s solidly middle-lane offering courtesy of Kyle Alessandro—a...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 24/37 Malta

Malta - Mariana Conte - Serving So Malta had this wheeze, right, that they would have a song in their final which was all about...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 32 – Slovenia

How Much Time Do we Have Left by Klemen Last time I was with you I was pondering the troubled fate of Serbia in...