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Countdown 2025

Reviews of the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest entries from various (clueless) members of the OnEurope team. The views and opinions expressed in these reviews are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of anyone with verifiable sanity.

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Serbia slumps

SerbiaPrinc – Mila It begins, as so many Eurovision ballads do, with a solemn piano flourish and a voice that sounds like it’s recovering from...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Finland is coming

FinlandErika Vikman – Ich Komme Leave it to Finland to enter the contest with something so aggressively camp it makes Hard Rock Hallelujah seem subtle....

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 1 – Albania

Zjerm by Shkodra Elektronike Albania, always first out of the blocks alphabetically for my Countdown and usually first chronologically too, with the magnificent Festivali I...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Germany

GERMANY - Baller – Abor and Tynna Dear reader, let me give you a peak behind the OnEurope curtain. At time of writing, I’m in...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 26 – Netherlands

C’est la Vie by Claude A new crop of Eurovision songs each year brings the opportunity to discover hitherto unknown artists and explore their wider...

Nick “does” 2025 – Slovenia

SLOVENIA – Klemen – How Much Time Do We Have Left? I get caught out by deeply personal songs like this on a regular basis....

Nick “does” 2025 – Australia

AUSTRALIA – Milkshake Man – Go-Jo We have a phrase in English – “not a euphemism” – which roughly equates to the French “double entendre”...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 7 – Croatia

Poison Cake by Marko Bošnjak Well, here’s a thing. Marko Bošnjak is evoking the campiest of schlock horror traditions with this tale of a...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 19/37 – Israel

New Day Will Rise by Yuval Raphael Right - let’s address the elephant in the room. This song is here, it’s eligible, Kan have...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 28 – Poland

GAJA by Justyna Steczkowska I really enjoyed Poland’s 1995 entry Sama although few thought much about it after it opened the show. Singer Justyna...