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Countdown 2025

Reviews of the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest entries from various (clueless) members of the OnEurope team. The views and opinions expressed in these reviews are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of anyone with verifiable sanity.

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 5/37 – Azerbaijan

AZERBAIJAN – Run With U – Mamagama Another song that X tells me I shouldn’t like or be listening to because **checks notes** Azerbaijan.  Anyway...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 12 – Finland

Ich Komme by Erika Vikman I’ve seldom been as thankful for being one of the organisers and presenters of Second Cherry – a second...

Nick “does” 2025 – Italy

ITALY - Volevo Essere Un Duro – Lucio Corsi Dear reader, I think I may have been a bit overambitious with my writing schedule this...

Nick “does” 2025 – Norway

NORWAY – Lighter – Kyle Alessandro So here we are, so far behind schedule that I’m sat en France (mais quite pres de Switzerland) at...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Croatia is tortured

CroatiaMarko Bošnjak – Poison Cake Somewhere in a candlelit gothic basement, Poison Cake was baked with great ambition and at least seven too many ingredients....

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 8/37 – Cyprus

CYPRUS – Shh – Theo Evan There was the longest of pregnant pauses between Theo Evan being announced as the singer for Cyprus and the...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 31/37 – Serbia

Serbia - Princ - Mila Good news for those of you that have followed my journey - I'm back at home now, and in my...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 23 – Luxembourg

La Poupée Monte Le Son by Laura Thorn I was pleased to see Luxembourg return to Eurovision last year. I always felt it was a...

Nick “does” 2025 – Serbia

SERBIA – Mila - Princ 22:53 CET, 5 May 2025, OnEurope Towers (in a country not very far from Switzerland, yet delightfully more inexpensive). Nick...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Ireland is unhinged

IrelandEmmy – Laika Party It takes a certain kind of song to make you both laugh, wince, and question the state of the education system....