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Countdown 2025

Reviews of the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest entries from various (clueless) members of the OnEurope team. The views and opinions expressed in these reviews are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of anyone with verifiable sanity.

Nick “does” 2025 – Latvia

LATVIA – Bur Man Laimi - Tantumeitas Dammit, I’ve not prewritten this one! Alexia, I don’t suppose you’d be willing to… no? Ah, heck. Now, a...

Nick “does” 2025 – Czechia

CZECHIA – Kiss Kiss Goodbye – Adonxs I’ll be honest – and it’s not a fantastic start to a review – I’d completely forgotten that...

Nick “does” 2025 – Sweden

SWEDEN – KAJ – Bara Bada Bastu I’m under strict instructions from the site’s CEO and head of content as to how I should vote...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Portugal is warm

Portugal—so often the earnest, acoustic soul of the contest—has delivered something this year that feels neither desperate nor overwrought, which in Eurovision terms is...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 1/37 – Albania

Zjerm – Shkodra Elektronike Now depending on your age or your geographic location this is either “a banger” that is going to score a gamillion...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 23 – Luxembourg

La Poupée Monte Le Son by Laura Thorn I was pleased to see Luxembourg return to Eurovision last year. I always felt it was a...

Nick “does” 2025 – Israel

ISRAEL – New Day Will Rise – Yuval Raphael A recurring theme of the contest this year is double entendre. The Milkshake Man is neither...

Nick “does” 2025 – Greece

GREECE – Asteromata – Klavdia Dear reader, in spite of my best efforts I did not get six reviews pre-scheduled in advance of the Easter...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 5 – Azerbaijan

Run With U by Magamama Azerbaijan’s Eurovision fortunes have taken a downward turn of late. Since debuting in 2008 they finished in each of...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Georgia

  GEORGIA – Freedom – Mariam Shengelia I promised myself what with all of the shenanigans that are going on in this contest that I would...