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Countdown 2025

Reviews of the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest entries from various (clueless) members of the OnEurope team. The views and opinions expressed in these reviews are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of anyone with verifiable sanity.

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 3 – Australia

Milkshake Man by Go-Jo Are you thirsty? Go-Jo certainly is, and he seems to possess an endless supply of creamy froth to help us quench...

Nick “does” 2025 – Spain

SPAIN – Melody – Esa Diva Oh Spain. I’ve had such a complicated relationship with you over the years, and we don’t very often give...

Nick “does” 2025 – Czechia

CZECHIA – Kiss Kiss Goodbye – Adonxs I’ll be honest – and it’s not a fantastic start to a review – I’d completely forgotten that...

Nick “does” 2025 – Finland

FINLAND – Ich Komme – Erika Vikman When I heard that Erika was having another go at UMK, I really wasn’t expecting a subtle, understated...

Nick “does” 2025 – Lithuania

LITHUANIA – Tavo Akys – Katarsis As implausible as it may seem for someone for whom 99% of my musical gamut revolves around “have Birthe...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 23 – Luxembourg

La Poupée Monte Le Son by Laura Thorn I was pleased to see Luxembourg return to Eurovision last year. I always felt it was a...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 31/37 – Serbia

Serbia - Princ - Mila Good news for those of you that have followed my journey - I'm back at home now, and in my...

Nick “does” 2025 – Albania

Zjerm – Shkodra Elektronike Now, I have to start with a little confession. Traditionally I find it hard going to start these countdowns, because working...

Nick “does” 2025 – Australia

AUSTRALIA – Milkshake Man – Go-Jo We have a phrase in English – “not a euphemism” – which roughly equates to the French “double entendre”...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 13 – France

Maman by Louane After so many years seemingly in the Eurovision wilderness France has been knocking at the door of a win a couple...