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Countdown 2025

Reviews of the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest entries from various (clueless) members of the OnEurope team. The views and opinions expressed in these reviews are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of anyone with verifiable sanity.

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 31/37 – Serbia

Serbia - Princ - Mila Good news for those of you that have followed my journey - I'm back at home now, and in my...

Nick “does” 2025 – Montenegro

MONTENEGRO – Dobrodošli - Nina Žižić 8 December 2024: Montenegro announces after a rethink that they will be represented in Basel by Nina Žižić performing...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 20 – Italy

Volevo Essere Un Duro by Lucio Corsi Not gonna lie, in a Sanremo line-up I largely enjoyed this year I was not only disappointed but...

Nick “does” 2025 – Germany

GERMANY - Baller – Abor and Tynna Nena + Lena = Tynna. What do you mean, that’s not a sufficient review? It covers pretty much everyth…...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 5 – Azerbaijan

Run With U by Magamama Azerbaijan’s Eurovision fortunes have taken a downward turn of late. Since debuting in 2008 they finished in each of...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025- Part 27/37 – Norway

Norway- Kyle Alessandro - Lighter I don’t know which kind of lighter Kyle is, maybe he is a Zippo, maybe he is a throw away...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 37 – United Kingdom

What The Hell Just Happened? by Remember Monday And so to 2025’s final countdown review and my home country. After hugely disappointing results for...

Nick “does” 2025 – Armenia

Survivor - Parg I mentioned yesterday that I often find Albanian entries to be hard work and have been pleasantly surprised this year. Armenian ones...

Nick “does” 2025 – Azerbaijan

AZERBAIJAN – Run With U – Mamagama Azerbaijan have quietly been in Eurovision for 17 years now. I reject this timeline and indeed reality in...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 7 – Croatia

Poison Cake by Marko Bošnjak Well, here’s a thing. Marko Bošnjak is evoking the campiest of schlock horror traditions with this tale of a...