Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 17 – Iceland
RÓA by VÆB
Look, I’ve tried to make it sound like the ligature æ in encyclopædia but the Eurovision website tells me the band’s name...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Germany
GERMANY - Baller – Abor and Tynna
Dear reader, let me give you a peak behind the OnEurope curtain. At time of writing, I’m in...
Nick “does” 2025 – Greece
GREECE – Asteromata – Klavdia
Dear reader, in spite of my best efforts I did not get six reviews pre-scheduled in advance of the Easter...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Italy is Italian
ItalyLucio Corsi – Volevo essere un duro
In a year when seemingly others have taken it up on themselves to serve Italy at Eurovision, Italy...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – France
FRANCE – Maman – Louane
This must be the fourth time I have written this review because of my associated illnesses, but I still come...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 16 – Greece
Asteromáta by Klavdia
There’s no mistaking where this one’s from. Yeah, it could be Cyprus, but it’s Greece who has been the more musically...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 15 – Germany
Baller by Abor and Tynna
I’ll start with the positive: Germany has made the best choice it could for Eurovision 2025. Unfortunately, this is rather...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Israel is well-behaved
IsraelYuval Raphael – New Day Will Rise
Well, it had to happen. Israel sends a peace anthem to Eurovision, and the jokes practically write themselves—though...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Finland
FINLAND – Ich Komme – Erika Vikman
Well colour me slightly puffy and call me Alice. The genius that’s Erika Vikman, four years removed from...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Ireland is unhinged
IrelandEmmy – Laika Party
It takes a certain kind of song to make you both laugh, wince, and question the state of the education system....