Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 29/37 – Portugal

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Now, the attentive among you will have noticed that Part 30 has come before Part 29, that was done for many reasons – chief amongst them, I was writing this shit from a small screen in a hospital bed, and I missed it, thanks for asking.

Another more pressing reason why I wrote nothing about it was because, well, I’ve got nothing to say. A bit shit when we are doing a countdown, I grant you, but, you know me well enough by now. I totally avoided FdC when it was on because it was shown at preposterous o’clock in the evening, when sensible people had gone to bed so I wasn’t going to get up and write for my six viewers at that point.

What I *have* done, though, is to listen to the song for this review, but my first thought was “What is he wearing?!” when I clap eyes on the lead singer and the band.  The next thing I want to do is to fall asleep for the first minute, because the song is terribly dull – or just terrible, pick your poison. They then seem to have tacked on a bit of another song to liven it up a bit, and then go back to being terrible, and then go into a third song. It really is an Identikit song in all the worst ways.

Also, why is the lead singer wearing Bet Lynch style earrings? And, if it’s that kind of question I am asking whilst watching this, it’s not worth your sixpence to vote for it.

Phil’s Score: 0 Points.