Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 27 – Netherlands
Look, you’re just going to have to get over Stien den Hollander’s stylising of her name as S10, it’s just not worth the annoyance....
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 31 – Portugal
While it’s delightful to be able to follow all the national finals nowadays (and I’ll be returning to those after the Contest for the...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 12 – Estonia
STEFAN - Hope
Rarely have I heard a song start with such promise. A brooding spaghetti western backing track, a moody mumbled verse and then...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 23 – Lithuania
Monika Liu - Sentimentai
Another song in this endless farrago that reminds me of something else. This one is, seemingly, a downbeat rehashing of this:
Crossed...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 32 – Romania
WRS is pronounced Urs, which should give me every opportunity to shoehorn in a quip about my love for bears. WRS himself is quite...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 6 – Belgium
Jérémie Makiese - Miss You
This is the first song in this year’s countdown that is definitely going to benefit from the continued lack of...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 28 – North Macedonia
North Macedonia has a trend to reverse. It’s a trend for not getting to the final. In fact, since Karolina took them there in...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 2 – Armenia
After sitting out a year in 2021 Armenia returns with a song so devoid of any national flavour I had to Google whether the...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 3 – Australia
Sheldon Riley - Not the same
Eurovision tends to bring us either a song or a performance. The sweet spot happens when the two coincide.
For...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 4 – Austria
LUM!X feat. Pia Maria - Halo
Upon first listen to the Austrian song it seems that someone has been reading the “How to be Greece...