Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 5 – Azerbaijan
If you can’t already guess by the hint in the title here’s yet another downbeat, introspective number to add to the list. And we’re...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 16 – Germany
Malik Harris - Rockstars
It's a nice enough song, performed by someone who (thankfully) doesn't have one of those dreadful talent show voices. Even if...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 33 – San Marino
Dear Achille Lauro,
I watched you in Sanremo in 2019 singing Rolls Royce and I confess that I dismissed both you and the song. I...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 2 – Armenia
Rosa Linn - Snap
Armenian public telly clearly knew when this Countdown was starting, because they waited till almost the last day. They also seem...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 20 – Israel
Michael Ben David - I.M
I've seen lads fucking under towpaths on Manchester's Canal Street and that was less gay than Michael Ben David's Israeli...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 40 – United Kingdom
Space Man – Sam Ryder
And so, as tradition dictates, we get to my home entry ... and by tradition I clearly mean the alphabet....
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 8 – Croatia
Mia - Guilty Pleasure
I’m going to let you into a little secret dear reader of these reviews. I’ve missed the last four Eurovision Saturdays...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 27 – Netherlands, The
S10 – De Diepte
Well its certainly lovely to have a song in a native language in this contest – sadly though that happens to...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 18 – Iceland
Systur - Með Hækkandi Sól
This is the sound I suspect Estonian STEFAN was going for, but done properly.
There's a real 'Calm after the...