Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 7 – Belarus
Now, as I am away for the weekend you’ll be pleased to know that I knocked this up when sober so ...
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Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Australia
Phil has started at the far end of the alphabet with the United Kingdom of Stuff. I'm heading down under for Australia.
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Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 28 – MOLDOVA
My Lucky Day by DoReDos
Few would have predicted a third-place finish for Moldova last year, but the simplicity of their playful performance, combined with...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 40 – SWEDEN
Dance You Off by Benjamin Ingrosso
Benjamin’s got these really lovely hairy forearms. No, wait, I’m not suddenly going all twinktastic, but I feel I...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 22 – ISRAEL
Toy by Netta
I last spoke to you about Ireland, a Eurovision nation whose approach seems stuck in the past. In contrast, Israel’s couldn’t be...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 19 – Germany
Hello, is that NDR Towers? ... Yes? ... I have Ed Sheeran on the line. He’d like his act, voice and look back, please....
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Sweden
Many felt that this year was a bit of a miss for Melodifestivalen - the Swedish national selection. It came over as more of a...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – United Kingdom
I've saved my (current) home entry for last. I've struggled to understand why it's received almost universal panning on the fan boards.
SuRie is an...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 41 – Sweden
And so, dear friends, we are now at the third last song in this mammoth piece of writing! - Sadly, though, it's that camp...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 22 – Iceland
There are very few songs at a Eurovision that ellicit the following response from me, but this is one of them and I don't...