Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 11 – Cyprus
Cyprus either gets it very right, or hideously wrong and their fans can be a rabid bunch to deal with, it must be said...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 9 – Cyprus
In Greek mythology Andromache is the fighter of men. Our latterday Greek warrior, representing Cyprus, has no men in sight in her video, but...
Distracted by tits and tattoos…
We've just had a break in which we availed ourselves of more beer and happened upon the Irish dancing boys having a sneaky cigarette....
Now – This is why I come to the Eurovision
Three songs in a row - and all of them are different but the same.
Cyprus - Now, it was rumoured that the Cypriots had...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 8 – Cyprus
Shh by Theo
Shh may not take the record for the shortest Eurovision song title, but it ties with only one other – except...
They come for the cake, they stay for the cheese
Or so I gather, anyway. I wouldn't know myself of course, there are even rumours that some people like to hear what we've got...
Eurovision 2002 – Rehearsal Reports – Monday
Cyprus
What can one say..... It will certainly get the blood flowing in the old ladies in Europe!! Ladies, and the odd man will be...
27 February – You’re talking to me all the time
One of these days, we know we'll be off to sunny Cyprus for an edition of our favourite TV show. In 37 contests, they've...
Cyprus – Gravity defying logic?
Just in case you have been off Planet Eurovision for the last couple of days, Hovig has released his song for Cyprus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxfQn7riJxo&feature=youtu.be
If you think...
Drop those big money balls
It looks hideous - Christos and his gang don't need to be swaying about the stage and the woman with the big balls doesn't...