It mentions all the major food groups – Cheese, cake, Onion… What more could an entry require.
Well a tune, a joke and a chance evidently. This may be “the funnest” – but I don’t think it stands a chance of qualifying. The joke won’t travel around Europe, let alone Eestima and that is always the danger of a joke song, that it just won’t go anywhere or do anything – and this is a classic example of that – even with an exploding Melojian
If the voters of Europe go for a song that makes them giggle, then they may pick up the phone, but I suspect that they are far more likely, in all seriousness, to go for Dustin