As I seem to be the least indisposed of the team...
...here's some quick drive-by bloggahj on the first three of the morning (videos from our chums at ESCKaz this time)
So Montenegro... he apparently has...
blitzo schitzo
Well I'm back with Hercule Poirot and the Celestial Toymaker to look at today's rehearsals.
It's first rehearsal of semi final one so it must...
So that’s Day 1 done then?
Let me catch up with the vids at eurovision.tv - I know other sources of video footage are available, but I kind of trust...
Monty reviews Montenegro, Iceland, Greece and Latvia
Montenegro
As an opener this was always going to be a bit of an oddity, but I’m surprised – and disappointed – we aren’t seeing...
Montenegro First Rehearsal
The Montenegro trojan Donkey has taken its rightful place in Eurovision history as possibly the worst thing ever seen. I dont know what it...
Right, we’ve made it – just in time for Montenegro to...
... make my ears bleed. Jesus H Christ she was awful. I got into the Press Centre with just enough time to trot (or...
Monte Negross
This should be a lively stomping opener but in typical Siegel-esque fashion they've managed to botch the production. Our "star" singer takes to the...
Here we are again, happy as can be …
Good morning Europe!
So here we all are again, same event, different city - and some Gypsy fella in his pyamas is bouncing about before...
Last night’s fitba and more of the songs
Now you may know me as the fella on this team who likes to do context. Y'know, the things that go on around town...
Hacksaw calling
Afternoon!
Them other lummoxes have shuffled off for lunch, so I guess it's time for me to fill you in on what's really happening -...