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Ireland – now THAT’S how you should have done it before

Now then RTE, thank the lord you have some sense and have listened to people that know what to do to stage a song!...

Lithuania via Not Stephansplatz

I’ll just nip out to Billa, I said. It’s only 5 minutes away at my local U-station, I said. I’ll stock up with Haribo...

Lithuania … It could be Maltese

The two of them both look very good on stage and Monica and Vaidas have the *potential* to do very well. My problem with...

Georgia – The contest’s ALIVE!!!

Dear GPB, the screenwriters of the 1980 classic film “Flash Gordon” want their ideas and costumes back. Having said that, though, she doesn’t half...

Would Warrior #1 sign in please?

BONG – awkward moment as Amber Bondin watches video screen and exclaims “She’s wearing the same bloody outfit as me as well!” BONG – Sublatti...

Albania and Romania Power

I know I’m supposed to do one post per rehearsal, but I’m running late and I’ve wanted to do that pun for like 12...

Albania – I know I should like this but …

It’s like the kid at school, to reuse an analogy from yesterday, who gets up and goes “me.me.me, it’s all about me, do you...

Denmark… It’s all about you, though

I’ve just looked at the screen – Pointed and went ” It’s Danny Alexander” – Cue guffaws all round So when your man is not...

Estonia – Goodbye to Italy

There are people on this table where I am writing this are saying that this song is not that good. They are wrong. This song now...

Finland

I just checked with the boss. “Finland WERE on 5th in semi 1 in Oslo, weren’t they?” He nodded. “With a song in Finnish,...