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Germany – It’s not quite right

This has accidental last written all the way through it. It has nothing that could redeem it. Eliza could be the sacrificial big 5...

Greece, Slovenia and Romania… And that’s your lot!

Greece Oh it's Shane, Theo and Lukas otherwise known as the Greek boys! I've just realised I threw myself upon them last night tiddly in...

Bouncing Greek boys

Greece is flipping fantastic! Literally. There's a boy on a trampoline doing somersaults and the two vocalists join him for a trampoline threesome climax....

Greece – Now it may have been

the best of a bad bunch in their national final they have done business in making this one a decent song for this semi...

Semi Two rolls on….

Ireland I've not been a fan of this since it was selected and there's not much in rehearsal to change my mind. There's a nice...

Chicken balls, drag, tutus and twink rock! Phew!

Ooh a lovely chicken ball salad with That Monty's hot sauce for lunch and it's onwards and upwards now to... Austria. Ooh Conchy! That was classy,...

Ireland & Belarus

Ireland is not quite as bad as I believe it was in the first rehearsal. They have a great stage projection, Celtic knots and...

Ireland…. struggling

There *are* positives here. It is getting better, of that there is no doubt, Kasey has been "instructed" to stop fiddling with her hair,...

Finland – Get Your votes in now!!

The 106 men and 79 ladies are asked to vote on the following : vocal capacity the performance on stage the composition and originality...

Nothing much better than Finland

I said in my countdown that Finland would go big in the arena and by golly I was right. This is a great piece...