Armenia – Who’s that girl?
We move onto the second semi-final with Armenia taking to the stage for their second Eurovision 2019 rehearsal.
Srbuk was dressed differently today - in...
North Macedonia in “This is very good” shocker
Tamara sold the shit out of this song. Her performance was ballsy and edgy and the staging simple (except for the mirrors). The message...
Poland – The man from the Pru?
Ochman looks like someone that would knock on your door to sell insurance rather than someone that is going to sing a song of...
Today in Parliament – The Eurovision edition – Day 5
Those of you who are as old as Methuselah will remember when David Coleman left Match of the Day and the Moustahche God that...
Ireland… Dear EdExcel
… It appears one of your students has written the Eurovision Entry for Ireland this year and deserves to be marked down accordingly.
When you...
Solid Serbia
Serbia sounds great! She delivers this powerful ballad with a message of hope for those trapped in abusive relationships with great class and a...
FUCK ME, what is she wearing!!
Nina seemed to be wearing a suit of armour on stage for at least the first there rehearsals, her final run through, she was...
Why Your Favourite Song Isn’t Going To Win Eurovision This Year
It’s about this time of year that we start to assess the relative chances of each of the songs competing at this year’s Eurovision...
Now, If you thought Valentina was batshit….
You aint seen NOTHING yet!
"This time with Pyro" has a whole new meaning now ... Jacques really does the first stanza of this song...
Oh Nathan …
Quite honestly we've had four dirges this morning from two different semi finals, and then we get this. Nathan Trent is a total class apart from anything...