Desire… Fire… Liar… Tryer… Deep-fat fryer…
Now you see, love, I'm not the only one that can rhyme fire with desire in about 95 different ways.
I also must remember that...
What a start from the Dutch
Day Seven (though it feels like longer) begins with Netherlands, The.
My phone just rang... it's NSF 1989... they want all their songs back!
OG3NE split...
Live Blog – Second semi-final – dress rehearsal
We're back live this evenings after a day out and about - Chernobyl, since you ask. And it's our first chance to watch all...
Reaching out … Touching me … Touching YOU!
Hello, OnEuropeans, Phil here.
Now I know that people have been viewing - our page views are through the Eurovision roof (and I've not been...
Greece – Love profusion
You're in my sweaty palms today until Mr Phil reaches the hall after a hard-earned morning off. I've been granted access to a handful...
Semi-final 1 – how we ranked and rated the songs
Long term readers will be aware that in days of yore, OnEuropean hacks chose to gather in brightly-lit all-you-can-eat buffet bars and ponder what...
Estonia – the good and the bad, but he ain’t ugly
As predicted by Stefen himself in his presser sometime earlier in the week, he has indeed changed his outfit to the beige one… I...
Mr Phil’s Review of Day 2 – Bank Holiday SPECIAL
So, we're all locked out of rehearsals at the big house for the second day but, fear not, our intrepid team have been looking...
Macedonia – Strong show
In my opinion this tramples all over Ireland's Nicky.
This song is stronger and presented better in many ways.
Vocally stronger, visually more in keeping with...
Will Irish eyes be smiling?
Ireland, and one of the biggest stars of this year’s contest, Nicky Byrne from Westlife. I have to be honest we’ve all been a...