My sweet what now?
So I got a message from that Mr Phil. "Can't type. Still blubbing over Sobral from last week. Please actually DO the Vault for...
Video Vault – Is this a golden ticket?
In this weeks instalment of the Video Vault - Phil explains by the use of video, exactly why he is a diabetic...
Get the insulin...
Not the Eurovision Song Contest 2017
With the contest getting closer, we thought we'd brighten up your long weekend with a few of the 'near misses' that could have turned...
Remember when Ireland were poor at this contest…
I appreciate the title leads to all sorts of answers, but for all of you not old enough to remember this, imagine your X-Factor...
OnEurope Video Vault 2020 – Episode 17
In this episode, Phil doubts the invention of the phonograph was a good idea....
https://youtu.be/sdHAhsy04HU
A literal drag-net
Now, regular readers of this fine fine website will know my feelings about the contest being "Gay Christmas" - and the fact that even...
If Google Translate did Eurovision
What a world that would be, I hear precisely none of you cry.
However back when people bought real 7 inch records, it seemed that...
Video Vault – Week 9 – I swear I’ve heard this...
In this instalment of the Video Vault Phil has his breath taken away by how shockingly bad Germany can be. Then remembers...
If at first, you don’t succeed …
So, new year and back we go to 1992 ... You remember 1992?, no?? Well there were contests in a different century too you...
Video Vault Season 2 – What “Delights”..?
Well Deller and I have had a conflab via the medium of the book of face and have decided that this off-season we're going...