Why I still love Eurovision

It’s dress rehearsal night – all the punters have been forcibly ejected from the areena with only us old diehards staying on for the televoting rehearsal.

The presenters sing the Ukrainian song in Finnish whilst dancing to 42 production crews around Europe and then, as the spokesperson in Podgorica can not speak but only hear them, they ask him if he has a mobile phone to call him on, at which point he sticks his thumbs up!

All this is rounded off with them teaching him how to say Good Evening in Finnish whilst he helps them with their pronunciation of Podgorica.