Norwegian wood … well, I would
The gentleman to the left: Who does she remind me of? Name me some fat Norwegian singers?
The gentleman to my right: Merethe Troan
The gentleman...
A slice of Slovenia and a sit down
Nick: The last run through of this had better be good. They're carefully choreographing everything to within an inch of its life - except...
Azeris with wings
Phil: Oh Dear God! - The angel has wings that move in a Lordi Stylee ... It is hideous ... It is a total...
O Julissi Turophili
Phil: Having just hard-wired Roy (long hair being one of the few things that the EBU's Svante Stockselius has not yet banned at Eurovision)...
San Marino – meat that I couldn’t positively identify
Well I've just been for a stroll to find the local Mini Maxi as the canteen in the press centre is slightly on the...
Hairy Fairy Azeri
Heck to betsy who thought this would look cool!
I know it's supposed to be wings, but from where I sit, ten yards form a...
San Marin-who?
Phil: Having eaten copious amount of cheese on a pizza for very few Dinari ... again ... We have retreated back to press centre-y...
Lovely Belgradia
But you don't want to know about them sonsg now, does one. You want to know what Belgrade is like. Well it's nice actually....
Hacksaw calling
Afternoon!
Them other lummoxes have shuffled off for lunch, so I guess it's time for me to fill you in on what's really happening -...
Moldova on toast
Nick: Another member of the UK delegation has just watched five seconds of the sound check, said "It's still rubbish" and wandered off for...