Well if Russia ‘have bought’ this contest …
Phil: They need to have kept the receipt in case they're after a refund in a few days time. It is a total, utter...
Romania’s 26587777th rehearsal
Phil: I just watched this and got the phrase "meh" come across my lips..
There is nothing wrong with it per se, however my...
Talking more shits about the fine nation of Serbia
We've already told you about some of the weird and wonderful things we've encountered on our travels in the fine city of Belgravia in...
I’ve just realised…
... that in a couple of hours' time, that'll be it for Semi 1 open rehearsals. Can't be very long now before people start...
Tonight’s shindiggery
Now there's a massive party for all planned tonight in the shadow of the massive Kalemegdan fortress, with it says here, Legends and Sensations...
Netherlands and Finland
See- you get 2 for the price of one with this blog - what more could you possibly ask for.
Firstly, apologies to Armenia -...
Russian Party Ennui
It is with great sadness that I have to report that last evening's Russian party was, well, a bit pump.
Usually these events are debauched...
The uppers and downers
So now that we've seen most of the apparently polished turds today, who's looking better and who's starting to get a little dog eared...
It was the washing line and the brides what won it
The winner of the first semifinal of the Eurovision Song Contest 2008. By MILES. Seriously, they're going to absolutely ace this now. Visually it's...
Andorra Syndrome sets in
Oh, this is very very wrong. It usually takes longer than this for Andorra Syndrome to set in. Gisela's had her hair done by...