All I have to say with regards to last night is – Oh my GOD Andorra is awful. I don’t quite know what she was thinking but man she has ruined a nice little song by opening her mouth!!
My Entries into the Serviette of Death for qualifying Round One are:
Belgium – because it’s fun and the mums and kids will sing along to it
Norway – because she looks less like Merethe Troan and more like a contender
Bosnia – because I don’t get it and its mad – apparently
Netherlands – because through a process of elimination she is not as bad as we thought she was
Finland – just because
Russia – because they have bought the contest, don’t you know?
Greece – because they haven’t bought the contest
Armenia – because it is too good NOT to get through
Romania – because it’s the kind of thing people like round here
Azerbaijan – It’s just the wrong side of silly