Just when you think it can’t get worse
We attempted to make sense of a Russian box office. On the foolish quest to get a ticket for the semi final dress rehearsal...
There’s an air of calm in Eurovisionia
I guess everybody's out and about after a hard day's rehearsing to go gawp at military hardware. That reminds me of my favourite joke...
The streets of Moskva
Well we've just been for a wander around a neighbourhood we'll probably never see again where our apartment managers are. On route we came...
Monte Negross
This should be a lively stomping opener but in typical Siegel-esque fashion they've managed to botch the production. Our "star" singer takes to the...
When you see the green man …
Someone needs to tell Albanian Telly to get rid of the green man in his romper suit and replace him and the two MC...
Poland – Owwww owwwww owwwww!
There is a feeling on the UK/Irish blogging media table, that this has possibly got "worse than Cyprus" written through it....
And I suspect they...
An afternoon’s moogling, an evening’s punking
Of course, it’s not all sitting in a dark hall and watching a middling to poor panopoly of European dance and song. Well, not...
For God’s Sak-is…..
It appears his contraption now works - still no greek flag on it (edit - it has now)- but it opens up and he...
On much weirdness
Now they don't do things the same as everyone else here in Moscow. From the stuffed animals languishing outside the supermarket door to the...