Party Party!
Well after a stonking Ukrainian bash noticeable by the lack of party spirit on behalf of it's host, I'd already bagged photos with Big...
Lloyd-Webber’s leftovers
Apparently she 'sells' the song. It appears not a lot has changed since it was picked at what passed for a 'national final' -...
Full tits and minge for Germany at Eurovision
Even though the Germans have employed the Ex Mrs Manson for this one to do her Burlesque thing for the last thirty seconds, it...
Changing faces for Russia
So it appears that Anastasia Prikhodko turns into her mother in the background shots ... who'd have thunk it!! I liked this song the...
Vive la France
This is good ... Fans of the good old days of Eurovision, finally have something to hold onto. It just worries me that if...
Oh flaming NL….
Visions in gold lame at all the parties, some say they turn up to the opening of an envelope ... except the envelope opening...
Eeesti has improved
But is Europe going to "get it". By that I mean are they going to want a slightly dark and broody song sung in...
When you see the green man …
Someone needs to tell Albanian Telly to get rid of the green man in his romper suit and replace him and the two MC...
All change for Lithuania
It seems as though the supposed problems that had besieged the delegation are, shockingly, at an end and the changes to the set have...