You and me, can’t you see we say it with pliers
The Romanian entry is meant to be symbolic of the chemistry between our two performers in that the two pianos they are playing are...
Shang-a-lang! Ding Dong!!!
There are many who scoff when I say that the Netherlands entry is going to do well. Catherine hates it so much she was...
Boats and vikings and the stars
Me and our Catherine thought we'd spend a little time close up with the artists today and squeezed our way onto a glorious trip...
Dining out in Oslo
Well our first dining out experience in the fair capital of Eurovisionia you remember involved paying near 11 pounds for a pint of Heineken...
Sweet Peeps
Let's look at the positives of my Slavic relatives in Ukraine. The singer has a very powerful voice and can certainly belt it out...
Singing in the rain
What does one say about an Azeri entry at Eurovision? They're never quite content to just sing but instead like presenting their songs.
So it...
Sweden – sorry its a bit late but……
The bad news with Sweden is that she does that singing thing. And by that I mean the song. I just don't get it....
On a wingnut and a prayer
Switzerland have had a very poor record in this contest since Annie Cotton's third place back in 1993. They managed a top ten finish...
A Moment like Give Me Your Love with Your Heartbeat
We could be in Sweden right now, but we are actually in Denmark who have decided to adopt the very worst style of Swedish...