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Friday, August 22, 2025
ONEUROPE: Eurovision Song Contest news

Newsflash! The French Fancies….

....have gone topless in the latest run through. Hope that you get this version uploaded, folks... And people told us shorts were risqué here! Monty x https://youtu.be/Ns9wseiIWtI

French fancies

Air-Miles Anggun (and thank you to whoever I nicked that off, I really can’t remember in order to give proper credit) is on stage...

Germany – still life

Oh yes - I had momentarily forgot the Big 5 (and the Azeris) have their first go today! Roman Lob may not have been touched...

Germany as drooled over by Rosé

Gosh he is handsome isn't he? Am struggling to find anyone here who doesn't find him attractive, even the lesbians are drooling... Roman is doing...

Riigi with the Stars…

As Franko isnt there - Someone else is - disguised as to not to reveal their identitah! And Riigi does men AND Women.... And finally for...

Lubed up

The Big 5 and the host are in the hall for our first look at them. The ugly stick has not been within a...

Turkey every song that I can sing

Jesus H Christ this is awful. Its a mix of every style that La Turquie have put in in the last billion years, supposedly...

Georgia and Turkey as not seen by Rosé

Well well well what d'ya know...  Trying to get settled back in the arena and saying hello to euro chums I've gone and missed...

Turkey’s looking ship-shape

I saw Turkey from the screens in the press centre. The bouncy Can is reining it in a bit and the restraint does him...

So semi-final 2 then…

Oh yeah, songs... That's what we're all here for, isn't it. So here's semi-final 2, through the eyes of a middle-aged, long-haired, punk rocker music...