Georgia buffed up or down?
If ever a song or performance deserved the title of turd polisher 2012, it's this one. Although I am not sure if they have...
Blagging, blogging and big erections.. Day One in Baku!
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Rose West is in the building! And 'that Monty' too...
We really did blag it yesterday I have to say. The BMI crew were just...
And we’re live in the hall
Rosé and I have arrived in the incredibly impressive press centre. The approach to the venue is stunning, the enormous flag in the eponymous...
Loreen still doesn’t have me convinced
Sweden are now freely quoted at 7/4 to win this contest, a price not seen since monkey boy back in 2009. This song ain't...
Full on dull
I don't think even the addition of backing mincers can help this song. It's full on dull to start with and just gets more...
Slovenia – class in a bucket
Well I may have only just got up but I can still spot class when I hear and see it, and this has it...
First impressions – swarthy is my mot du jour
It’s 4am UK time and I’m shattered already! We arrived at 11pm and were whisked through immigration with ease and the friendliest welcome since...
Travelling with the stars
So, dear readers, we left you yesterday at Heathrow about to board out glamour jet to Baku. We had already rubbed shoulders with Mr...
Ukraine II
If Portugal put me in a coma, The Ukraine snapped me out of it by slapping me round the face and going "Top 4...
Portugal II
Same old same old really. Filipa sings the song well but, it doesn't move me the way Senhora did and thats the songs downfall....