Latvia … still as funny as …
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To me, and this is clearly only my opinion, Laura doesn't have the facial expressions or the kind of voice to...
Hungary – a glorious shouty mess
Spoiler alert: I still hate this song.
However, having said that (and I said it on Wednesday as well), this song knows what it is....
Malta – sailing through
As you all saw during the Wednesday rehearsal (and if you didn't, you should read it now) this came as a real surprise to...
Poland – Well this got better
This has got better. It had to really, because on Wednesday it fell a bit flat. There seems to have been a lot of...
Georgia – the contrast is striking
Georgia is a 100% classier that what I just saw and should piss on Jessica's effort from a great height. There has been zero...
Australia – It’s servicable
The first time we saw this on Tuesday, I said that it was flat and today's twenty minutes have not made me think differently.
The...
Netherlands – they listened …
There has been lots of press over the last few days that focussed on how this song was staged, rather than the song itself....
Moldova – In complete contrast
This is what the viewer wants ... or so it seems in the United Kingdom, based on recent televoting patterns. There are many songs...
Russia – Why do I get the feeling …
... that this is a whole load of wrong?
It appears that Julia has been placed slightly lower in the chamber of magma and the...
Eurovision 2018 – On the sixth day in Lisbon …
Following a local liquor tasting incident, Mr Phil took to his bed this morning - or rather demanded some respite - and so, for...