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Countdown 2025

Reviews of the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest entries from various (clueless) members of the OnEurope team. The views and opinions expressed in these reviews are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of anyone with verifiable sanity.

Phil’s Eurovision countdown – Part 9/37 – Czechia

CZECHIA – Kiss Kiss Goodbye – Adonxs In complete contrast to Cyprus that doesn’t know what it is, Czechia knows exactly what this song is...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Czechia is wicked

CzechiaAdonxs – Kiss Kiss Goodbye Czechia serves up a rare thing in this year’s contest: something that starts like a proper song. With echoes of...

Nick “does” 2025 – Czechia

CZECHIA – Kiss Kiss Goodbye – Adonxs I’ll be honest – and it’s not a fantastic start to a review – I’d completely forgotten that...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 8/37 – Cyprus

CYPRUS – Shh – Theo Evan There was the longest of pregnant pauses between Theo Evan being announced as the singer for Cyprus and the...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 7/37 – Croatia

CROATIA – Poison Cake – Marko Bošnjak In a bit of a turn up for the old books we have a non-Croat singing for Croatia,...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 6/37 – Belgium

BELGIUM – Strobe Lights – Red Sebastian I really disliked this song when it was originally entered in Eurosong 25. I couldn’t see the hype...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Cyprus is well-worn

CyprusTheo Evan – Shh Cyprus has reached into the Eurovision goodie bag and pulled out the well-worn tropes: leather harnesses, glistening torsos, breathy come-ons, and...

Nick “does” 2025 – Cyprus

CYPRUS – Shh – Theo Evan A couple of years ago Spain sent a song with a title made up entirely of vowels, and it...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Croatia is tortured

CroatiaMarko Bošnjak – Poison Cake Somewhere in a candlelit gothic basement, Poison Cake was baked with great ambition and at least seven too many ingredients....

Nick “does” 2025 – Croatia

CROATIA – Poison Cake – Marko Bošnjak What you think of Denmark? Do you like Espain? You can ask without any reply. But what about...