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Countdown 2025

Reviews of the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest entries from various (clueless) members of the OnEurope team. The views and opinions expressed in these reviews are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of anyone with verifiable sanity.

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 7 – Croatia

Poison Cake by Marko Bošnjak Well, here’s a thing. Marko Bošnjak is evoking the campiest of schlock horror traditions with this tale of a...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 11 – Estonia

Espresso Macchiato by Tommy Cash As Eurovision fans pore over 2025’s offerings one genre keeps rising to the fore: the ‘joke’ or ‘novelty’ entry....

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Iceland

ICELAND – Roa – Vaeb The first time that I saw this I am reminded of this UK advert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcsXtiN8-UY&pp=ygUUQWxpZSBpbnZhc2lvbiBraXRrYXQ%3D Seemingly can’t sing, Look hideous and yet,...

Nick “does” 2025 – Serbia

SERBIA – Mila - Princ 22:53 CET, 5 May 2025, OnEurope Towers (in a country not very far from Switzerland, yet delightfully more inexpensive). Nick...

Nick “does” 2025 – Portugal

PORTUGAL – Deslocado – Napa If James Stewart played the role of Napa in It’s a Wonderful Life, the second half of the film would...

Nick “does” 2025 – Austria

AUSTRIA – Wasted Love - JJ Dearest reader, it has been brought to my attention that my marks appear a little, shall we say, eccentric...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Finland

FINLAND – Ich Komme – Erika Vikman Well colour me slightly puffy and call me Alice. The genius that’s Erika Vikman, four years removed from...

Nick “does” 2025 – Luxembourg

LUXEMBOURG – La Poupee Monte Le Son – Laura Thorn “And so I wrote a song, la la la lalala, ‘bout how you did me...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 24/37 Malta

Malta - Mariana Conte - Serving So Malta had this wheeze, right, that they would have a song in their final which was all about...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 9 – Czechia

Kiss Kiss Goodbye by ADONXS Several artists of the class of 2025 have chosen to stylise their stage names in capitals, which makes it look...