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Countdown 2025

Reviews of the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest entries from various (clueless) members of the OnEurope team. The views and opinions expressed in these reviews are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of anyone with verifiable sanity.

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 34 – Sweden

Bara Bada Bastu by KAJ Nåjaa! So this is unexpected. I spent most of February giving out to everyone who’d listen (and quite a few...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 3 – Australia

Milkshake Man by Go-Jo Are you thirsty? Go-Jo certainly is, and he seems to possess an endless supply of creamy froth to help us quench...

Nick “does” 2025 – Portugal

PORTUGAL – Deslocado – Napa If James Stewart played the role of Napa in It’s a Wonderful Life, the second half of the film would...

Nick “does” 2025 – Iceland

ICELAND – Roa – Vaeb My lovely late Mum used to work at a nursery back in the 1980s. It was almost certainly completely made...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Netherlands is French

Netherlands (the)Claude – C'est la vie Ah, the Netherlands. Never one to shout, scream, or combust theatrically on stage—they’ve gone and done a very Dutch...

Nick “does” 2025 – Lithuania

LITHUANIA – Tavo Akys – Katarsis As implausible as it may seem for someone for whom 99% of my musical gamut revolves around “have Birthe...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 32 – Slovenia

How Much Time Do we Have Left by Klemen Last time I was with you I was pondering the troubled fate of Serbia in...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Slovenia is a sigh

Slovenia Klemen - How much time do we have left? Well, the backstory lands hard. Klemen opens his promo video by revealing he wrote How Much...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 8/37 – Cyprus

CYPRUS – Shh – Theo Evan There was the longest of pregnant pauses between Theo Evan being announced as the singer for Cyprus and the...

Nick “does” 2025 – Estonia

ESTONIA – Espresso Macchiato – Tommy Cash Well, this is interesting. I’m having to take a second shot at writing this one, because my first...