Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 20 – Israel
Michael Ben David - I.M
I've seen lads fucking under towpaths on Manchester's Canal Street and that was less gay than Michael Ben David's Israeli...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 20 – Israel
Michael Ben David - I.M
If you are reading these in order, you will have just read me slating the Irish for an identikit-by-numbers song...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 19 – Ireland
It’s a full 30 years since Ireland began her incredible run of 1990s fortune that saw 4 wins in 5 years and a seemingly...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 19 – Ireland
Brooke - That's Rich
Sounding like a song that came second in the BBC's 'Eurovision You Decide', Brooke turns in a jarring performance of a...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 19 – Ireland
Brooke - That's Rich
Having stated to all and sundry that the German national final was the worst thing in Christendom, I am then reminded...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 18 – Iceland
I know I’m here to review the song we are seeing in Eurovision rather than one that’s not (hell – I have an entire...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 18 – Iceland
Systur - Með Hækkandi Sól
This is the sound I suspect Estonian STEFAN was going for, but done properly.
There's a real 'Calm after the...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 18 – Iceland
Systur - Með Hækkandi Sól
I didn’t think that the Grand Ole Opry had an outpost in Reykjavik, until these three trotted up to...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 17 – Greece
We’re 40% into this year’s Countdown. I don’t know about you, but I’m sensing a theme here and fuck me, it’s depressing. It’s not...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 17 – Greece
Amanda Georgiadi Tenfjord - Die Together
With a Laurie Anderson style to the stark opening, and a fantastically icy build, this is a billion miles...