This hotchpotch box of awfulness deserves to be sent back to Germany unopened.
From the dreadful lyric (I tried to hold you under, but honey, you kept breathing) to the bit where they bawl a shrill chorus at each other, this frays my every nerve ending.
I can almost hear someone trying to lamely re-appropriate ‘girl power’ or claim this pile of steaming nothing is somehow a way to bring #MeToo to the Eurovision stage.
It deserves nothing more or less than …
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