Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Bonus Part – Ukraine
What? Well, you didn’t think I was going to let something this juicy go unreviewed, did you?
As we embarked on this year’s national final...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 23 – Latvia
Folk me, Latvia has had a folking dreadful run of songs for most of the past decade. Only Aminata has managed to save them...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Finland
One thing in Darude's favour - he won't be using the fool who staged the Finnish song in 2018.
The UMK performance made excellent use...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 14 – France
Bilal might be non-binary, but when it comes to voting for songs the only choice people have in the real world is binary. They...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Australia
I'm still not entirely sure what to make of this. One minute I like the quirky blend of pop with something mildly operatic. The...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 41 – United Kingdom
The Countdown ends with the OnEurope home team - mostly because Ukraine dropped out.
When the songs were announced for Eurovision: You Decide, some fans...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 29 – North Macedonia
It’s technically a debut for the newly monikered North Macedonia, the country formerly known as The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia. Having settled with...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 13 – Finland
After a few years using UMK as a showcase for new artists it felt inevitable last year that Finland would have to do an...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 12 – Estonia
Time to declare an Interest here. I was at this final, I've stood next to the lovely Victor Crone - and he doesn’t half...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 5 – Azerbaijan
Chingiz’s sexuality is the exact embodiment of what this song is. It wants to be everything; both Middle Eastern and disco stomper, and yet...