Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Germany
The 'Big 5' have come in for a fair bit of criticism in recent years - mostly on account of how (with the exception...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 13/37 – France
La Zarra - Évidemment
Time for my dad joke
Teacher - Johnny, can you tell me a sentence with fascinate in it?
Johnny - Yes miss, My...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Georgia
Surely if you're going to sing in English, and it's not your first language, you'd have someone give the words a quick once over....
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: France
At Eurovision, France tends to go one of two ways, world music or very very French. This year, it's the latter. La Zarra is...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Finland
First up, if you only watch the official video, you'll have a very different idea of how this song will grab televoters when it...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 8 – Cyprus
Break a Broken Heart by Andrew Lambrou.
Look let’s just get it out of the way because we all have these base instincts – he’s...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 7 – Croatia
Mama ŠČ! by Let 3.
Well!
On the surface Mama ŠČ! seems to follow a Eurovision blueprint for the “joke” entry. A troop of middle-aged men...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 12/37 – Finland
Finland - Käärijä - Cha Cha Cha
In direct and stark contrast, therefore, to Estonia’s song with one idea, here’s a song with three ideas...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 11/37 – Estonia
Estonia – Alika – Bridges
No one could accuse Alika of bringing a happy clappy song to Eurovision but she may well be bringing the...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Estonia
If there's an entry that's been underrated by fandom in this year's Eurovision line-up, it's this one. Alika turned in a remarkably mature and...