Belgium, because I’m probably contractually obliged…
I hate this with a passion. I despise cod classical music and this is the worst example of its kind. There's little changed from...
For I have returned and the world will be sorry… mwah...
Yes the wilderness is over and I'm even tempted to return to the contest itself next year as the finances are looking less ropey....
Belgium … Mr Creosote and his wafer-thin song
Sadly, however, the Go Compare man, who looks frightfully bad on his twitter photo, has just polished his XXL man-size turd of a song...
Sluts and tats to finish the day….
Well that was a fortuitous break to the beer tent, papped the Irish dancer boys and even got up close and personal enough with...
Distracted by tits and tattoos…
We've just had a break in which we availed ourselves of more beer and happened upon the Irish dancing boys having a sneaky cigarette....
Rehearsals day two on the settee
I’m still in London, one day left at work to go. Over in Malmö it’s been quite a day in the rehearsal stakes. You...
Star Trek comes to Malmö
I've escaped my keeper for a few brief minutes so I thought I'd tell you what I think. Of the rehearsals so far of...
Belgium – no connection
Roy says that this is growing on him and I can see why, I guess... Roberto and I currently have a disconnect which, if...
Baku Eve… Bag still not packed!
Evening all.. So I'm still here attempting to pack the wheelie.. It will take about 15mins once I get going, it's just the getting...
Another drive-by…
Switzerland the next to catch my beady gaze, and well... Sinplus are like little Duracell bunnies, aren't they? They've just been doing exactly the...