Now, If you thought Valentina was batshit….
You aint seen NOTHING yet!
"This time with Pyro" has a whole new meaning now ... Jacques really does the first stanza of this song...
Eurovision Countdown 2017 – Part 7
Every few days, our panel of ‘experts’ have shared opinions on the songs taking part in the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest. We’re nearing the...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Croatia
Croatia – My Friend by Jacques Houdek
Jacques Houdek has been within grasp of the Eurovision stage once before, competing for the opportunity to represent...
We’re an open church here…
Never let it be said that we don't encourage contra opinions. Reader John Abrams clearly didn't like my review on Croatia so he wrote...
Croatia – You’ve broken Music!
Seriously, though, what on earth has HRT done to the contest? Their entrant, Jacques Houdek - who has tried numerous times for Croatia, so knows what...
Houdek finally lands Croatian Eurovision job
The world loves a trier. And there’s no-one who’s tried harder to earn three minutes on the Eurovision stage than Croatian singer Jacques Houdek.
This...
Designer hits back at Eurovision stitch up
Oscar de la Renta famously advised women to 'walk like you have three men walking behind you.'
When Nina Kraljić took to the Eurovision stage...
Croatia – Are you having a laugh, love!
Oh my actual god…. She’s wearing some sort of dress that is beyond silly. It’s all feathers and silver and open backed so Nina...
Croatia… It’s all a bunch of meh!
Croatia has just served up our first Trintje moment with a horrific outfit. It’s huge with enormous stiffened sleeves in silver with black prints...
FUCK ME, what is she wearing!!
Nina seemed to be wearing a suit of armour on stage for at least the first there rehearsals, her final run through, she was...