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We're blogging this quickly because d' Oirish fellah just finished his press conference and we don't want to...
25 April – All the stars in the sky turn into...
It's almost time to head out to some place down south for a contest to remember. Well, it'll definitely be memorable, but it might...
7 March – Ain’t no hidden agenda
When that all important voting starts, often some five hours after the Grand Final of the Eurovision Song Contest begins, do you find yourself...
Red Lights, flashes, rising out of the ashes
Cyprus is set to participate in the Eurovision Song Contest 2023 in Liverpool, having internally selected Andrew Lambrou to represent the country with the...
Cyprus are staging this ALL WRONG.
I’m really quite upset here. I expected John to break my heart in a good way this afternoon. Staged right, that could have had...
They come for the cake, they stay for the cheese
Or so I gather, anyway. I wouldn't know myself of course, there are even rumours that some people like to hear what we've got...
5 November – The celebration of youth and freedom
If you know your history, our friends in the United Kingdom of stuff were once masters of our favourite TV show. They didn't win...
The Fanning Verdict Eurovision 2021: Cyprus
There’s little to report here. Elena was spot-on for her first rehearsal, and spot on again for each run-through today. If pressed, I might...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Cyprus according to Mo
Who hasn’t woken up and felt all ooh-la-la? My money was on liar rhyming with higher and fire. Silia didn’t let me down, all...
Franko, Poirot and Kryton – the story so far
Well since yesterday The Celestial Toymaker has had to withdraw from the panel due to doctor's advice. In fact two doctor's advice, the ones...