Eurovision Countdown 2025: Cyprus is well-worn
CyprusTheo Evan – Shh
Cyprus has reached into the Eurovision goodie bag and pulled out the well-worn tropes: leather harnesses, glistening torsos, breathy come-ons, and...
5 February – I see your face in the mirror as...
I'm feeling old today. I remember songs from the 1980s as if they were yesterday. And here we are in the third decade of...
15 May – I’ll always remember you as a feast
Sisters. Sisters. Never were there such devoted sisters. You know the rest. But sisters have been know to be drawn to our favourite TV...
How do you like your Cyprus in the morning??
Morning all!!
Of *course* Cyprus wasn't going to reveal everything on time this morning because, well, it's bound to be so damned complicated. If this...
In a curious turn of events…
...Phil has just informed me via Social Network that Riigiametnik has been video-calling him with pictures of a local Azeri pear-flavoured beverage which looks...
Drop those big money balls
It looks hideous - Christos and his gang don't need to be swaying about the stage and the woman with the big balls doesn't...
24 November – Lala… lala lala lalala… lala lala lala love
You can tell when some countries are really out for a win. And that is really out for a win. They up their game,...
Franko, Poirot and Kryton – the story so far
Well since yesterday The Celestial Toymaker has had to withdraw from the panel due to doctor's advice. In fact two doctor's advice, the ones...
Gravity you say Hovig?? – Is that your chances floating away?
As with so much today, this promised a lot. From a songwriting factory in Sweden should have come a Eurostomper in the old mode,...
3 January – As high as the highest mountain, as low...
Did you ever wonder what makes a good selection process for your country's act? Should it be a series of shows lasting months where...