Cyprus first rehearsal
Well its clearly the best thing we have had so far today, but I fear thats not much to go on. She has borrowed...
My camera never lies
Phil: If anyone important in the Cypriot delegation is reading this ... thank GOD you (and everyone else we have told) has spoken to Jon...
1 April – Let’s meet tonight and go to strange distant...
We mentioned duets occasionally, and how with two performers, you're likely to tick more boxes. And more ticked boxes mean more votes - or...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 9 – Cyprus
Somewhere in a television studio in Nicosia, at the back end of 2018, arose a shadowy figure who fired up the projector, showed the...
Cyprus release their song – finally!
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First one to announce - one of the last to put a song out - these continental types!
Here's his song, entitled Shhhhh!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbfQqWyqgJw&pp=ygULU2hoIEN5cHJpdXM%3D
Here's your...
Franko, Poirot and Kryton – the story so far
Well since yesterday The Celestial Toymaker has had to withdraw from the panel due to doctor's advice. In fact two doctor's advice, the ones...
Distracted by tits and tattoos…
We've just had a break in which we availed ourselves of more beer and happened upon the Irish dancing boys having a sneaky cigarette....
Ivi sounding less certain
Well Ivi's voice has returned to being a bit off-note on the hall sound, which is a bit of a problem. It also appears to...
6 September – Why do we all just pretend?
I'm continuing to celebrate the forgotten songs of Eurovision. And if you think the one the other day was forgotten, then think again.
Cyprus has...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 9 – Cyprus
In Greek mythology Andromache is the fighter of men. Our latterday Greek warrior, representing Cyprus, has no men in sight in her video, but...