OH LORDI!!
Lordi are ace - Lordi are going to win - Lordi have pissed all over Kate Ryan's fireworks by using their 38,000 Euro's worth...
What does the web predict for tonight’s semi-final?
Tonight, Eurovision Song Contest fans get to settle down with the first slice of the 2018 competition. Nineteen songs will compete for ten Grand...
4 December – Oh oh, oh oh oh, ding dong
It's another contender for Mr/Mrs/Ms/Mx Eurovision today. You know the sort - one of those who crops up at every Eurovision-related opportunity to open...
9 May – They get a hit off atomic pollution, they...
Winners one day, tail-enders the next. It's all good fun. We love them all, as they've done something most of us will never do.
Today's...
Day 561 in the Eurovision House
In my haste to tell you all about some of the fun and games going off here at the very edge of 'Europe', I...
17 April – The day will still come when I see...
Would you want to be the home entrant if you were in a Eurovision Song Contest. You have no issues with the host country's...
Finland gets ready to UMK its way to Eurovision 2017
When it comes to Eurovision, some countries shine year in, year out - think Sweden and Russia. Others tend to cling to the middle...
15 February – I was just quenching life’s thirst
What's your favourite decade of Eurovision? There are so many to choose from. It's true that some decades have more songs than others. But...
Tomorrow is always one day away
While the rest of Oneurope are drinking cheap grog at some dive in Malmö, I'm putting the hard work in at our friendly neighbourhood...
9 May – Come on and hold it, hell bent for...
In our favourite TV show, it's easy to be winners one day, tail-enders the next. Hero to zero, or vice versa. It's all good...