FUCK ME, what is she wearing!!
Nina seemed to be wearing a suit of armour on stage for at least the first there rehearsals, her final run through, she was...
Why Your Favourite Song Isn’t Going To Win Eurovision This Year
It’s about this time of year that we start to assess the relative chances of each of the songs competing at this year’s Eurovision...
Now, If you thought Valentina was batshit….
You aint seen NOTHING yet!
"This time with Pyro" has a whole new meaning now ... Jacques really does the first stanza of this song...
Oh Nathan …
Quite honestly we've had four dirges this morning from two different semi finals, and then we get this. Nathan Trent is a total class apart from anything...
Belarus is the right song at the right time
If you, dear viewer, have noticed my writings over the last hour or so, the last four songs are a touch challenging when all performed...
Slovenia – at the centre of the Universe?
Unlike Poland who came on before lunch, Slovenia's pair Zala and Gašpar turned up and their vocals were spot on from the first note...
Serbia – a right little belter
Well this has been hiding in plain sight for a long time, hasn't it?
Serbia came on, all guns blazing with an old school Balkan...
UK in no props shocker
First thing that you need to know about this is that there are NO PROPS. There are 5 light pillars though with a sixth...
Israel – If you are easily offended, look away now
If you’ve stayed and chosen to read this post then carry on. Don’t say you haven’t been warned.
I despise this song. I don’t despise...
That Mr Nick is at it again!
So under the "No vids, no pics, sit down and write" rule the EBU have put in place this year there is no live...