The Poles have made my words dry up!
Poland appears after a short hiatus for us to calm down after Demy. Kasia and her very dodgy rhyming dictionary (Fire, desire, higher and...
Belgium – This has lost all hope
There are people that thought that 'City Lights' was the one. They insisted it would be the best thing ever seen and would sail through...
Germany … it’s amazing what some thought can do
Much as it pains me to say this, Germany is not going to finish last with this one. They have preformed major surgery to make...
UK are having issues with their large erection!
It seems that the UK were having issues with their large glass erection which could present a problem when it comes to the real...
San Marino – What nightmares are made of
In a land far away from this one live the Eurovisionistas. Their fantasies fuel contests filled with Carola (or anyone else Swedish).
One cold night,...
Georgia – You could almost hear the gear change from here
After the totally dour and insipid, we got the inspired staging of Georgia. This was nowhere on Saturday and then he hit the stage...
Croatia – Roko gets his Eurovision wings
Croatia. Or as they were christened the last time - when Jacques Houdek sang - "Fucking Croatia".
In news that suited my eyes, for the...
Azerbaijan – His heart might not go on any longer than...
This has all the right elements for a good song – and yet in spite of that, seems to have something missing for me...
Bulgaria – Yup, Dad’s are seemingly back in fashion
Well this is certainly a thing. I thought I would absolutely hate this song when I got to see it on the stage and,...
Bulgaria – Just Fab
Poli is now on her third go at this and it just gets better and better as far as I am concerned. She starts...