Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 15/37 – Germany
The problem with being shite for so many years is that you have a pretty low base to start with and try as you...
The countdown is literally on – Scores please?!
So - two weeks in, and what has been tickling our tastebuds and what has been causing a stink on this year's countdown?
France has...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 Part 15 – Germany
“I am nothing but the average” sings Isaak in this song’s opening line. I could just change it to ‘this is’ and leave this...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Germany according to Mo
Time for what I suspect is going to be the big lad in a big leather coat ... and that's not ended well in...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 14/37 – Georgia
Imagine my disappointment when I realised this song was not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDtlJU8e8v8
Sam may be the Hero next door but what have we got here? My...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Georgia according to Mo
One thing feels certain (to me). Georgia will return to the final after a few mumbling-beardy-man years away.
Nutsa has turned in a gloriously shouty...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 Part 14 – Georgia
I’m usually the first to champion a strong female-sung pop banger in this Contest and this, on paper, is what Georgia delivers. It’s an...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 13/37 – France
I can’t lie dear reader, I was distinctly under-whelmed when I saw the review video of this song. It left me very cold in...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 Part 13 – France
“Oh, my love, come back to Paris! Do it for us I beg you” implores Slimane in this achingly heartfelt chanson. I won’t need...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – France according to Mo
The French either go ultramodern or old school. They’ve done better (in recent years) with the latter.
Slimane - someone who doesn't need the exposure,...